things you learn from the news

Friday, August 25, 2006

Pluto is no longer a planet! I don't know why but this makes me oddly sad; perhaps this is how people felt when they discovered the earth wasn't flat after all.

Sales assistants at Virgin earn more than I do. I know exactly why this makes me sad.

Malaysian laptop thieves are using some mystery device to figure out which cars have laptops and are therefore worth breaking into. Such genius of efficiency! Respect.

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