nonsense conversations make the world go round
Over dinner today (at Bangkok Jam, possibly the worst Thai restaurant in the history of the world):
My brother: By the way, we bought applesauce.
Me: Why? What does one eat applesauce with?
My brother: Lots of things. But don't ask Mum, cos she'll just say yogurt.
Me: (to my mum, who is completely oblivious) Mum, what do you eat applesauce with?
My mum: Yogurt! (*sniggering from me and my brother*) Martha Stewart always keeps yogurt and applesauce in her fridge in case she has unexpected overnight guests, then she can serve them that with muesli for breakfast.
Me: Yeah, well, she was in jail and all, I don't know if we want to trust her judgment.
My brother: Yeah, after jail, anything looks like good breakfast food.
...Anyway, I'm sure she got some home decorating ideas from prison too.
Me: You mean, like black and white vertical stripes?
My brother: Hmm. What goes with grey?
Me: Orange!
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